Chapter VII – Genesis

Earth Bound – Chapter VII – Midas tells his tribe about the creation of their cosmos, including the epic battle between the two super gods IBM and Coca-Cola; Lady Coke’s creation of the ordered universe in 7 days wherein she creates, among other things, Rolex, the god of night and day; Calypso, the god of French oceanographers; Prudential, the god of mineral matter; and Earth, Wind, and Fire, the gods of funk. She also creates the first human, Ella Fitzgerald, first lady of jazz. The story is interrupted by a violent storm, so Erasmus the Tribal Apothecary creates a batch of Nocturnal Elixir to calm the tribal citizens.

Source: Chapter VII – Genesis

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